i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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