Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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