i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Drake has all the answers
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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