All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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