Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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