this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
