I must be too annoying 4 u.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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