omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Randomize
