Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i will never coherently bang her
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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