I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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