Non-Jews are for practice
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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