I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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