I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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