And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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