I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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