On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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