Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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