I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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