so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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