Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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