I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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