love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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