i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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