I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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