she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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