How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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