There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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