So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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