I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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