are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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