i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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