I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We are all done wearing pants today
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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