We won't sleep together?
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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