With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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