would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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