One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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