I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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