no, he came in my armpit
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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