I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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