Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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