Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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