you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
