THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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