just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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