i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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