last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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