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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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