I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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