Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
