i just had sex bonerless
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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