Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
