Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
operation harelip BJ is a go
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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