What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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