He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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