To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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