Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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